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NC-17 ratings suck

Huh. Just read that Sasha Baron Cohen’s latest film, Bruno, was initially given an NC-17 rating by the Classification and Ratings Administration of the MPAA. Universal is now trying to create an R-rated cut instead of releasing the film with the original NC-17 rating.

Having worked at a movie theatre for five years, and having seen more than a fair share of movies, I can understand why a ratings system is in place, and why ratings would be important to many parents. However, I also wrote a very long argument in my Undergrad days about the arbitrary nature of the Classification and Ratings Administration. Comprising a random selection of anonymous parents, CARA watches these movies and comes up with ratings based on their own opinions and very few guidelines (for instance, one f-bomb, strictly as an expletive and not in reference to sex, can still garner a PG-13 rating; any instance of “motherfucker” and that movie can kiss it’s PG-13 goodbye). Their decisions and “reasons” are often vague and, ultimately, inexplicable.

Much like its predecessor X-rating, the NC-17 rating carries a stigma within the movie industry. An NC-17 rating is essentially a kiss of death for a movie. Very few films are released with an NC-17 rating; typically movie studios opt to edit the film for a less harsh rating. Those few movies released with the NC-17 rating are often not given the marketing they deserve, and many theatres that are in NATO refuse to show NC-17 movies. Those that do get shown are often “art house” movies, ones with low budgets and lower reveune expectations, that are actually quite good but are hardly watched due to their supposed “adults only” content.

Sex-related movies are more prone to getting harsher ratings than movies overflowing with violence, a practice that is, at the very least, mind-boggling to me. If I was a parent rating movies for CARA, I think I’d be more strict on the violence-filled “torture porn” genre (if you can call it a genre) than I would on movies like Last Tango in Paris or Lust, Caution. Sure, some sexual content deserves to be rated NC-17, but images of people doing disturbingly violent things to other people is, in my opinion, far more perturbing to young minds than watching some people have sex, a natural act that most people will do at some point in their lives. Giving sexual content an R rating makes more sense to me, because 17-year-olds are probably having sex anyway, whereas most 17-year-olds probably aren’t torturing people or going on killing sprees. Honestly, who wants their kids to be exposed to that sort of thing if they can prevent it?

The most ironic part—if a movie is not submitted to the MPAA for a rating, it can be released as “unrated,” meaning there can be no policing of the audience by the National Association of Theatre Owners. While I find Hollywood’s attempt at self-policing honorable, I believe they’ve gone about it wrong. There are many other resources on the internet that offer concerned parents far more detailed information about movies than “PG-13 for intense plot material” or “intense depiction of wartime imprisonment.” For example, Kids in Mind has very detailed and parent-friendly 1-to-10 ratings in three categories, and descriptions of specific scenes that illustrate why that number was chosen.

Ok, my ranting and raving is over now. Thanks for reading this far (if you even managed!)

Edited: March 30th, 2009

Everyone Needs an Editor

In a week I will be watching one of my favorite bands perform live at the music hall of williamsburg. I’ve been listening to the Mates of State for like seven years and somehow every time I’ve learned of a show in/around my area, I’ve been unable to go for one reason or another. About two months ago I pretty much freaked out when I saw they had tickets for sale.

And then in June, Jenny Lewis will be performing there. Have I mentioned how much I love living here?!?

I only wish I was in Grand Rapids again so I could see Over the Rhine at their “annual” Calvin show next week. Amanda, aren’t you sad we won’t be there?!?!?

Edited: March 29th, 2009

Oh Noes!

I was so close to posting every single day for the month of March, and then yesterday happened.

I worked in the morning (11-4) and then I came home, where I snagged a snack, changed my clothes, and then left again for Carrie’s place. Hung out there for a bit, ate Asian Mexican and then met up with some peeps on our way to a masculine gay bar in the west village. After drinking several glasses of wine and some of Krystal’s Juicy Fruit drink (which was uncanny, btw), we left that bar and walked to another one where Carrie’s friend was celebrating his birthday. Stayed there for a bit, and then took the subway back to Carrie’s where we slept. It was like 2am when we got back, and the poor girl had to work at 7am.

So, to make a long story… longer. I didn’t post at all yesterday. But I’ve made a post every other March day so far, even if it’s something incredibly lame. So how’s about we overlook yesterday? I won’t tell if you don’t.

Edited: March 28th, 2009

Flattering, but strange.

Yesterday I was terribly bored at work – I was at the checkout upstairs that gets about a quarter of the business of the downstairs one. I’m standing there staring at nothing when a dude walks up and says “I have a bit of an odd question.”

He proceeds to tell me that he’s been dared to challenge a pretty girl to an arm wrestling match, and that I don’t have to say yes. But I said yes, anyway. So we arm wrestled. Apparently he was left-handed, so we went righty first. I told him he didn’t have to let me win, but I’m pretty sure he did anyway, because I managed to win both left- and right-handed. He managed to compliment me about three more times during our exchange, but then the dude didn’t even ask me my name (granted, I was wearing a name tag) and didn’t even bother telling me his. He said his friends might come in and ask me about it, to make sure he actually did it, cuz he forgot to bring a camera with him.

I was pretty flattered, at the time. But then there wasn’t any follow up. And that was pretty lame on his part.

Edited: March 26th, 2009

bed choices

Hmmm. Full size bed with slats, and a mattress for $328.

Or. Ransta white sofa bed, also full-sized, for $299.

I must visit Ikea to check these things out. And soon.

Edited: March 25th, 2009

sold my skin to Tiffany’s

Tonight’s adventure with Carrie involved:

Me getting a better grade on the midterm (but i’m sure she’ll do better than me on the other two!); a bottle of wine; twilight; amazingly good experimental chili thanks to Britt; a second bottle of wine; a quote of hers I told Carrie I was going to write down but now cannot remember… and lots of mocking Twilight.

All around a stupendous evening. Thanks for hosting me, Carrie and Britt (even if it was unwilling on Britt’s part: Good luck on that midterm!)

Edited: March 24th, 2009

Everyone’s an athlete?

Whoever came up with this G2 commercial is a complete asshat—a famous and wealthy basketball player saying he’s never been laid off or unable to pay his mortgage? And that’s supposed to connect him to this “average” swimmer? How terribly inappropriate. Also, note the rookie grammar error at the end? LESS calories? Really, Gatorade? Really?

Edited: March 23rd, 2009

Henry Hats

Recently I’ve been on a Nintendo DS kick. I’ve got my R4 in working order, all up-to-date, filled with exciting and fun games. Yesterday I beat a Nancy Drew game (yes, it is meant for like 10 year old girls, leave me alone). I also started Grand Theft Auto: Chinatown Wars, which I had a hard time getting to work on my DS; I had to download patches and all this other craziness. But it was worth it cuz the graphics are great for it being on a DS, and the story so far is yr typical GTA plot – kill dudes, evade cops, etc.

But the best game I’ve started so far is Henry Hatsworth: The Puzzling Adventure. It’s half-platformer, half-Dr. Mario and it’s awesome. The dudes are clearly meant to be pompous British dudes, and in order to get yr dude in like his battle armor stuff, he has “tea time.” When you finish a level, it says “Good Show!” It’s so over-the-top and amazing. Here’s a pic, so you can sorta understand….
henry-hats

Edited: March 22nd, 2009

goodnight

I cannot wait to move outta this place.
Also, i cheated and had caffeine today.
You wanna fight about it?

And that is all for today.

Edited: March 21st, 2009

Slappin’ my bass

Saw I Love You, Man earlier this evening. It was, as expected, hilarious. Rush songs, projectile vomit, Paul Rudd being awkward… overall a quality comedy.

Before it started, I saw a trailer for Funny People for the first time. It looks pretty spectacular (what with the Jason Schwartzman, and the Eric Bana with his Australian accent!) so here’s a trailer for you all!

Edited: March 20th, 2009