Have Penis Gun, Will Travel

Got the most recent issue of Paste Magazine, and that was the title of one of the articles, which turned out to be a piece on the New York Asian Film Festival. On the opposing page? “Match the Accent: Christian Bale,” which was actually quite hilarious. Irish-ish? German American, possibly with a learning disorder? I thought this was a music magazine.  Also, this:

if only it was Hugh Jackman

Edited: March 3rd, 2009