My roommates are… glorious.

For those of you who don’t know, I live in student housing. My roommates are Emma and Liz, and they are 20 and 19, respectively. We get along OK, but sometimes I just have to hang my head in shame at the things that come outta their mouths. Below are just a few examples of their pure genius.

Liz (out of nowhere): “Jake.”
Emma:”Who’s Jake?”
Liz: “this kid Jacob that I know” (wow, really?)

Emma: “Well, if he doesn’t mean anything to you, you might as well have sex with him.”

Liz: “Let’s get some chink food and watch a movie!”

This might also be a good place to mention that Liz farts more often than I burp… at any and all times of day, anywhere in the room.

Edited: March 5th, 2009