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		<title>infected with rage</title>
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		<description><![CDATA[So my evening with Lonnie was decently successful. We failed at going to a show, and buying tickets early to Watchmen, but we had good food, beer and conversation. I got back to my dorm room around 11 to find my roommates and their two friends blasting music and dolling themselves to go out. When [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>So my evening with Lonnie was decently successful.  We failed at going to a show, and buying tickets early to Watchmen, but we had good food, beer and conversation.  I got back to my dorm room around 11 to find my roommates and their two friends blasting music and dolling themselves to go out.  When they finally left, I turned on I&#8217;m Not There and fell asleep within minutes of it starting.  Then I randomly woke up about 2 hours later and could not, for the life of me, fall back asleep.  I was still awake at 4am when one of my roomies and the two friends returned in a drunken stupor.  Her friends were quiet and considerate and pretty much passed out as soon as they laid down. </p>
<p>However, my roommate Liz, who has consistently proved herself to be a selfish inconsiderate prick, talked on the phone with a guy for like 20 minutes, and then suddenly the guy was here in the room and they turned on a light and were being all annoying and fooling around (on Emma&#8217;s bed no less) and the dude kept saying &#8220;shhhhhh&#8221; and eventually I just said &#8220;I&#8217;m already fucking awake so it doesn&#8217;t even matter&#8221; and they thought that turning off the light and then talking in whispers would somehow automatically lull me to sleep.  So then they proceeded to have sex on Emma&#8217;s bed with three other people in the room. and they KNEW i was awake. I&#8217;m glad I had headphones and my ipod handy.  I think I would&#8217;ve vomited if I had to actually listen to what was happening. Luckily for me, it only lasted like .2 seconds. </p>
<p>All this led to supreme anger and frustration. and I didn&#8217;t actually fall asleep until about 6 AM. </p>
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